"He's What We Call A Beauty Around Here.." |
My name is Sydney and hockey is my only love. I support the Colorado Avalanche, Boston Bruins, and the Pittsburgh Penguins. I have a soft spot for the Chicago Blackhawks. Gabriel Landeskog is the reason why I will die alone. I have an obsession with watching videos/documentaries of players on and off the ice. I like siblings in the league. Specifically the Staal's and O'Reilly's. I think Matt Duchene is a beautiful man. I consider Gabriel Landeskog and Henrik Lundqvist Swedish gods. I think the NHL should require every player to have a twitter. I despise the Red Wings. I think hockey players are perfect. I like it when they can't keep their tongues in their mouths. I want to play Mario Kart with Patrick Kane and have him wear glasses and a cape while we do so. Before I die, I want to watch a hockey game in the United Center and TD Garden. I think James Neal has a lovely face. I only like Ryan Kesler when he's with children or kestrolling. I would like to eat a grilled cheese with Claude Giroux. I never want hockey players to learn perfect english because, broken english is adorable. Sometimes when the Avalanche lose I sit in my room, eat ice cream, and listen to Adele songs. It's my version of a heartbreak. I own nothing on this blog unless I say I do. People doing the Kaner shuffle |
| My favorite team scores: | SCOREEEEEEEEEEE. OH MY GOD. OH MY GOODNESS. DID YOU SEE THAT FLAWLESSNESS. DID YOU SEE THAT PLAY. OH MY GOOD LORD JESUS CHRIST. THAT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING EVER. SWEET BABY JESUS THAT WAS PERFECT. SEE, THIS IS WHY THIS TEAM IS PERFECT. THAT WAS AMAZING. |
| Opposing team scores: | ...score. What the fuck was that? |